Chicken Soup for Walt Disney

fatass-mcnotits:

the-sarcastic-robot:

drugs-in-ur-coffee:

selfish-cunts:

dqdbpb:

angelina jolie’s daughter

and gwen stefani’s son

both so cute 

Parenting done right

ugh. this is so wrong. how can you support someone letting their kid wear socks on grass. do you know how hard it is to wash those stains out?

I thought I was going to have to yell at someone for being a close minded asswipe but that was the biggest plot twist of my life. 

but no seriously those stains are a bitch to get out

vomitvoice:

witchofthneeds:

enjolrastheingrate:

enjolrastheingrate:

GUESS WHAT’S COMING UP

THAT’S RIGHT

ARIZONA MONSOON SEASON

DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS KIDDIES?

giant fucking walls of dust that’s what if fucking means

do

you

fucking

think

i

am

joking?

dont forget the stupid motorist tickets to be handed out like king size chocolate bars. people down here will try to drive through anything. 

thanks arizona

THIS IS WHY PEOPLE GO TO FLORIDA IN THE SUMMER